2001-08-23 - 11:58 p.m.

melbourne

this brit gal and i drove the great ocean road. it's a beach drive up the coast, through some bush.

a color of green i've never seen before, bathed in the sunlight. carpeting rolling hills with strange tree's annunciating the land. billions of slow, long waves. 16 spear like rocks jutting up, whales playing between them.

i really wanted to see the damn animals, so we went to a sanctuary where they are caged up for your viewing pleasures. i saw wallobee's, kangaroo's, one with a long spiney penis, and i finally got to see my kuwala's...only they were sleeping so all i saw was the back of some furry animal! i drove all this way to see that?!

tonight we went to posh place for drink. on our way in this kid hiding in a house egged our rental car. so on the way back i decided to teach him a lill american tradition

TEE PEE!

we stole....er...borrowed some toilet paper from the said posh spot, and went to town. the 16 year old boy came running out of the house furious, just as we jumped into the get away car, racing away as he hit my car and went running after us, we barroling down a one way, the wrong way, into a deadend to throw the lights off and hide.. all with visions of the dancing paper streaming from the tree in my rear view mind. i nearly pissed my pants laughing with my brit friend. laughter like that is worth a million cheap tricks. belly aching, piss quelching.

cheers! don't mess with an american ya lill aussie fuck.