2004-02-09 - 10:55 p.m.

fuck! g- what do i do??

i had M take that test and he scored this, but wouldn't tell me, so i retook the test with a real sex crazed man's mind and got this answer, of which i know is the one he scored cuz it's what he vaguely described. his defense? was that he has a wild imagination and didn't limit answers or some junk. great. this is almost a deal breaker. what a funk....

The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)

Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely

Your exact opposite:

The Slow Dancer

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

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can you believe that? but he was acting all slow and relationshipy about this. and i'm the one who wants to go have sex with my ex tonight. of course a part of me just wants to expell some energy and distance M by distributing my funds properly.

i'm sick. but is he sicker?? dood i feel like i'm fucking useless when it comes to finding a suitable 'suiter'. i trash the good ones to toss with the bad..apperently.

and i forgot that this friday is v-day. i wonder if he'll ask me out. my friend the bird wants to go to some millionaires singles party, which at this p[oint i'd prefer. actually, i'd like both, early or late with him and squeeze in the party as well.

see, i'm a tramp!!

oh get the drama of this. so i call my x, the surfer and say, do you want to come over, read, snuggle and get jiggy? he said no, he already HAD SEX AT LUNCH. nice. i actually love that he feels honest with me. i think its fuckin amusing. i want to go over there, but i hate his decoration and his cat is the devil in disguise as a kernal. i guess i just want a release. or some touch. and it certainly isn't me to deny myself anything!

and i had a cracked day. was in downtown getting raped by ravid garmet district hounds squelch out each dollar snuck in at the top of the bill. what a fuckin cunt.

i need to get out into the surf. and i just haven't had any time to do anything!

god damn. god damn. i wish i had some proper late night! where's a lover when a horny gal needs one?

spanklin, your a proper horny ass male, will you honestly take this test and tell me what you get?

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